Tuesday, January 8, 2008

haiku with some nonsense

originally posted july 4th on motherfuckin' myspace. fuck you tom.

alphabetically
that is the way things should be
it's much easier.
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what is happening
seeing things i shouldn't see
changing channel now.
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you should ask yrself
what would charles ingalls do
when facing problems.
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lookin' through the glass
things are blurry & wavy
only when empty.
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today i'm gonna shoot a gun & it's gonna be great. i think we both know this. earlier rebellious was showin' me how satisfying it is to slide it back & pull the trigger.
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i would rather fly
more than i would rather die
that's what the bird said.
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hey, guess what i ate
photogenic banana
looked & tasted good.
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went to hollywood
to become a superstar
instead, i'm hookin'.
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i know some of you folks might've already read some of this shit. what can i say, i'm lazy. what ya gonna do 'bout it?
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i'm lettin' my beard grow out like a motherfucker. you can't stop me. while i worked at walgreen's all i wanted was to grow a beard, but they would not let me. that's ok, i broke some of their shit when i quit.
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chains of oppression
they are reachin' for my brain
i am breaking free.
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i'll knock down that wall
with a fuckin' sledgehammer
maybe not, who knows.
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chinese animals
when i speak english to them
do they understand?
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if you don't own jackson browne - runnin' on empty, then you're a dumbie. go buy it now. or illegally download. i don't care. just get it.
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don't know karate
but i do know karazy
we miss you james brown.
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