GADAFFI-KU

"victory or death
there is no other option"
- libyan rebel

gnr haiku

daddy's in porno
& mommy is not around
well well my michelle

jack-o haiku-o

looking at the man
in the mirror, wonderin'
if he'll change his ways.

pieces somehow pertaining to ze muzique.

it's...

it's...

it's like cumming
to the tune of
acid mothers temple

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downtown julie brown
wubba wubba wubba shits
on club mtv
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haiku for the yrs varg spent in prison

cathedrals are dumb
burn them to the fucking ground
crank up the burzum.

haiku

you know what scares me?
spontaneous combustion
long live fake dada.

notorious haiku.

i was a terror
since the public school era
call me big poppa.

just one haiku about 5 yr shit job at walgreen's drugstore.

used to make one of
the assistant mangers
so mad, her nose bled.

ze 3 randumb haiku.

we are pure evil
waiting for the end of times
to prove wickedness.

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i have come to reap
what thy evil hand has sown
satanic cornfield.

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prosthetic daydreams
detached & attached visions
propped in ze corner.

wasting time waiting for season 4 of ze tv show "big love" to come out on dvd

i am a mormon
i practice polygamy
ima fuck machine.

multi shaped haiku

fuck a triangle
isosceles is bullshit
circle takes ze square.

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a commercial...

at twelve twelve loop twelve
discount furniture sold by
swivelled-arm fat guy.

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UNFORTUNATELY, ONLY SOME FOLKS WILL GET THIS HERE HAIKU, BUT CLICK ANYWAYS...COME ON...CLICK FOR DADDY

no fucking title to speak of.

when i was a kid
heard 'serial murderer'
& hid my froot loops.

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ze unrelated haiku.

halogen angels
humming up above my head
shining down on me.

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fuck christmas spirit
i'm tired of that nonsense
bring on the new yr.

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if i bought a gun
i would buy the biggest gun
you have ever seen.

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ALL GRAMMA'S BE HOMEMADE, NOT HO MADE......

you heart gramma's poon
you spank gramma's big booty
you fuck gramma's mouth.

[thank you pantifesto]

DISNEYKU.

FUCK YOU PETER PAN
& FUCK YOU MARY POPPINS
LONG LIVE FAKE DADA.

HAHAHAHAIKU.

apple bottom jeans
i got tha g string showin'
& my hips be hugged.

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"if i did tell you
then i would have to kill you"
- stolen from Top Gun.

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bitch, ima killa
figgered i'd warn you before
you pressed me to hahrd.

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there are some people
who i could just punch in the face
& not even care.

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ho; yr just mad......so
shut the fuck up, & get tha
outta my house.

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Jhi-Ali "Not a Stain (Screwed by Babe Rainbow Version)" by aufgemischt

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illuminati
controllin' my cash, my thoughts,
& my newspapers

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much lub,
fake dada

[tomorrow's sunday, thank the fuckin' lawd]

you can blame this one on my friend daron......

nature boy ric flair
his shoes cost more than yr house
he always yells "WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

ze haiku jes for you.

party & bullshit
motherfuckin' biggie smalls
long live fake dada.

oh great more haiku stop it

I HAD A HEADACHE
TOOK SOME EXCEDRIN MIGRAINE
& IT WENT AWAY.

SOMETIMES THE WAFFLES
IN MY FREEZER HAVE A TASTE
I DON'T RECOGNIZE.