mass consumption.

MY FOOD INTAKE AT THE ALTO HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL GAME:

3 hot dogs with mustard
1 decent sized handful of ruffles potato chips
1 order of french fries with ketchup/catsup & mustard squirted all over them motherfuckers. god damn, they was tasty.
2 bottles of water
1 pepsi

next time i'm buyin' me one of them lovely lookin' turkey legs that i saw so many folks happily shovin' in their faces.

the stupidest shit i can fuckin' think of

tweety bird. phone cards. el camino. cars in general. reese witherspoon. umbrellas. pit bulls. sporks. the idiots guide to (fill in blank here). george w. bush. mjdesigns. emo. people magazine. paris hilton. all the bullshit kinds of pizza that pizza hut offers. hdtv. bo jackson. 500 disc changers. tribal tattoos. the eagles. i hate the f'n eagles. starbuck's. ipod's. roe v. wade possibly being overturned. celebrity perfumes. charles manson on deathrow. parental advisory stickers. censorship in general. huffin' gasoline. nazis. christian fiction (how redundant). pot busts. new country. at one time sandra bullock would've been listed, but at one time or another i realized she's kinda hot. non-alcoholic beer. one ply toilet paper. a gallon of milk being over $3. saw pt. 1,2,&3. mortgages. diamonds. white gold (isn't that silver?). heaven. hell. supermodels. & credit cards.

haiku & list for sunday

the perfect sunday
will never fuckin' happen
if you don't let it.
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the perfect music for sunday according to fake dada:
vincent gallo - when
dusty springfield - dusty in memphis
scott walker - sings jacque brel
the swans
pink floyd - wish you were here
maria calas
dj shadow - entroducing
joy division - unknown pleasures
flatlanders - more a legend than a band
ween - the pod
ween - the mollusk
yeti - man with the lamp