**UNTITLED**

i fucked the
legion of decency
right in the neck
because i thought
they needed it.

DON'T MAKE ME PULL OUT MY STEEL.

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the old me
would have
reached to the heavens
grabbed handfuls of
lightning
& commenced to
fuckin' shit up
all proper like

but that didn't happen,
now did it?

the new & improved me
grabbed the push-broom
walked to the back isle
of the warehouse
& commenced to
sweepin' all proper like
while wiping tears of
anger & frustration
off my face.

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untitled #27

i can identify
with travis bickle's need
to say "fuck it"
give himself
a mohawk
& start carryin'
a pistol

some folks
need to hold
their hands
over the flame

sometimes
fucked up shit
like that
has to happen

you can't necessarily
depend on change
to always happen
on it's own
fucking will.

*untitled stupid stuff* aka *i might as well be a 3rd world away*

i do believe
that if
mother teresa
were still alive
should would not
even consider
helping me

i feel safe
sayin' that she
wouldn't even
bat an eye
in my general direction

i'd be surprised
if she made
me some toast

if i was to fall
& scrape my knee
she would not
be there
to pooch out those
religiously luscious lips
for the sole purpose of
kissing my boo-boo

i'm just glad
that my wife
had some sort of
prophetic voodoo-curse death vision
that caused mother teresa
to die soon thereafter.

untitled stupids.

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i am usually
in the dark
about whatever the fuck
that is goin' on, 'cuz
i smashed
the shit outta
the light switch
yrs & yrs ago.

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haiku haiku haiku haiku haiku.

rioting sounds good
until the reality
of getting hurt clicks.
***
the bank told me
that i wasn't me no more
& kept my money.
***
is today wednesday?
'cuz i thought it was thursday
maybe it's friday.
***
robots assembled
that is all we fuckin' are
said gg allin.
***
got me a new car
& it can go really fast
long live fake dada.
***

merry f'n chrismas, ya'll.

got a little bent
because of the lsd
i put on my tongue.

religious snakebike haiku.

rollin' on the floor
speakin' religious nonsense
with snakes in thy hand.
****

the children are scared
yet they seem fascinated
i think they BELIEVE.
****

i have been bitten
by the rattler in the sky
and drank his venom.
****

we live by the snake
& we will die by the snake
the law of the snake.
****

never met a snake
that did not speak to me in
some form fashion.
****

some are scared of snakes
but they don't really know snakes
'cuz they ain't like us.
****

reincarnation
as a snake, should be a goal
that all of us have.
****

when i am sleeping
i am dreaming about snakes
everything is snake.

(that last line should be sang to the tune of "everything is food" from the popeye soundtrack.)
****

here's a buncha nonsense i just took down from my bullshit myspace pg

i am ready to
get the fuck out of this place
& never come back.
***
i will punch the clock
but i haven't punched the boss
because i'm too scared.

(just like that dead kennedy's song says)
***
they don't pay enough
for the amount of cock that
they put in my mouth.
***
anna nicole smith
was a big titted retard
that needed to die.
***
i just recently
learned that jim jones wanted to
fuck guys in the ass.
***
jim jones claimed that he
was the only man on the
earth that wasn't gay.
***
jim jones died of a
self inflicted gunshot wound
to the fuckin' head.
***
fuck jim jones kool aid
i've heard that shit can kill you
it ain't like kesey's.
***
brookshire brothers lunch
chicken strips, mashed potatoes
red beans, & a sprite.
***
we are infectious
definitely a cancer
on this here planet.
***
a helper monkey
is what i need to function
at full potential.
***
now the end is near
i've faced the final curtain
& done it my way.
***
kennedy cancer
conspiracies viruses
oswald a tumor. *or* fuck abstract haiku.
***
i'd mouthfuck dick clark
if he would just admit that
he's not of this world.
***
we must prove ourselves
in some form & or fashion
that they will notice.
***
i think this deserves
a big ol' fuckin huzzah
fuck what yr thinkin'.
***
the rest of my days
are gonna be spent jumpin'
up & fuckin' down.
***
universe opened
up & it swallowed me whole
i turned into space.
***
i've had delusions
some more grandeur than others
nonetheless
***
i have the shortest
attention span that i have
ever fuckin'...
***
transcend time & space
the only question is how
& possibly...why.
***
crawling through wormholes
trying to figure out where
the fuck i am at.
***
i've done all these things
but haven't done all these things
long live fake dada.
***
i've been fuckin' with
the space time continuum
& it's scarin' me.
***
the storm has been here
for many, many days now
the town is flooded.
***
i'm fergalicious
you know you want to kiss me
& kiss me some more.
***
virgin whore complex
filthy religious wordplay
mouth-fuck the devil.
***
***
unemployable
that is what i want to be
i'd feel much better.
***
i just cursed at god
even though there is no god
had to blame someone.
***
i am tired of
all this ignorant bullshit
that's floatin' around.
***
i just kept starin'
'til black came up on the sides
blurrin' my vision.
***
do i look concerned
because i don't feel concerned
stop talkin' to me.
***
i'm the opposite
of nike corporation
i just don't do it.
***
recognizable
& unrecognizable
polar opposites.
***
looking at the plugs
in the middle of my wall
they look so...ugly.
***
our realities
are only limited to
things we understand.
***
do not go to sleep
for you have a concussion
& you just might die.
***
disneyfication
of all that we see & do
is not fuckin' right.
***
a flash of white heat
melted the whole universe
it was beautiful.
***

dos haiku.

needed some cash, so
i called the police station
& gave them some tips.
***
i have a pimp hand
that i rarely get to use
except on myself.
***

yesterday's lunch haiku

flavorless nothin'
yet it still filled my belly
brookshire brother's lunch.

and they said her name was goofy.

she repeats
little snippets
of sentences
3, 4, 5
times in a row
in short
rapid-fire bursts

she refuses
to drink water
out of a bottle,
the water
must be poured
into a glass

she sleeps
on the couch
in the den
more often than
she sleeps
in her bed

obsessive
crocheter

she has had
the same car since
i was a baby,
possibly longer,
& i'm almost 30
(that god damn car looks better than she does)

if given the
opportunity
i think
she would
fuck sean connery

growin' up
i believed
she loved the
chicago cubs baseball team
more than
life itself

i'm fairly
certain that
her parents
were german

i do know
that she was
raised
on a farm

come time to
pay a bill,
which is done
within a day or two
upon reception,
she goes into
grandpa's study,
gets out the checkbook,
fills out the check,
& commences to shove
that motherfucker
in the mailbox
real quick like

once when i was
a little, little boy
grandpa told me to
call her goofy
because she was
actin' silly

the name stuck.

haku. haiku. haiku.

doctor said i had
preexisting condition
called retardation.
***
personal freedoms
will be lost & trampled on
if we're not careful.
***
when you hear "that" voice
it's a hallucination
that's speakin' to you.
***

high ku.

i have seen demons
manifest before my eyes
that's why i closed them.
***
we're all innocent
then one day everything changed
everyone's guilty.
***
a sly stone once said
"i am everyday people"
i agree with him.
***
i am not so sure
what it is i am doing
but i'm doin' it.
***

long live fake dada. continued.

sometimes have fits of
incoherent nothingness
long live fake dada.
***
i just washed my hair
the first time in a few days
long live fake dada.
***
long live the nothing
& long live the everything
long live fake dada.
***