these ain't new, but here they are

i'm in the process of transferrin' my stuff from my blog on myspace to this blog here. i like it better here. it's cold there. here, i can back myself up to deerborn heater & get comfortable.

cows in the pasture
chewin' motherfuckin' cud
lookin' majestic.
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while i am typin'
i am alphabetizin'
& that makes it hard.
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deep inside my heart
there is a flame a burnin'
it's for rebellious.
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sometime i'm starin'
& sometimes i'm not starin'
you just never know.
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i walk in dazes
i also walk in mazes
constantly confused.
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i'm drawin' pictures
of yr motherfuckin' face
& they are not good.
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just saw on the news
that somethin' happened somewhere
sometime or other.
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rock on, van halen
motherfuckin' fingertap
the shit out of it.
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my name is john doe
you'll never know who i am
because of my name.
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5 o'clock shadow
that is what i fuckin' have
gonna stop shavin'.
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i'm in outer space
rode a rocket to get here
cost lots of money.
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i'm readin' a book
that i do not understand
i just turn pages.
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sit, stay, & play dead
that is what folks teach their dog
if they are stupid.
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while i am drivin'
i am always gettin' lost
that's just how i roll.
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ain't got no shirt on
i want to pawn this here gun
i'm from east tx.
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ask silly questions
what else are you gonna do?
balance yr check bk?
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my brain is 'tarded
& i just cannot help it
that & i will not.
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i'm a magician
& i'm so fuckin' stupid
i can't disappear.
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usin' a ruler
to see how long one foot is
that's how dumb i am.
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