Wednesday, July 4, 2007

more spit

SALIVA - the transparent watery fluid secreted by glands connected with the mouth. it keeps the mouth moist, and by mixing with the food during mastication makes of it a soft, pulpy mass, that is easily swallowed. it also changes the starchy elements into some kind of sugar.

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SPIT HAIKU
s - a - t - a - n
he fills me up with much love
it comes out as spit.

spit on autobahn
want to go to germany
just for this purpose.

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comments on spitting

joey called it unleashing the venom.
kate said i was just givin' the cops my dna.
fancy pants said to stop.

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fancy pants did these haiku on spitting

please don't spit in stores
i'm scared you'll get arrested
public disturbance.

then you would freak out
on a cop and be tasered
and go to the pen.

cop killers get life
with no conjugals for fun
you'd have to turn gay.
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1 comment:

marty said...

I like all these, but the autobahn is my favorite. Marty.