Sunday, January 10, 2010

**untitled bullshits**

what i would give
to see a
beautiful
public bathroom

one where
the tiles would
make you weep
like a little girl
who just dropped
her little dolly
in the mud,
but happy
& with a smile,
thus making you
shove "li'l susie"
face first into
any & every
pile of mudslop you see
from here on out
just to make yrself
feel right

one that is the
polar fuckin' opposite
of the bathroom
at whatever the fuck
rest-stop it was
that i stopped & rested at
while on the run
& speedin' thru oklahoma
that reeked of
piss, groans, & despair

one that you could
feel proud of usin'
while takin' a hobo bath,
so proud
that you could feel
almost... elegant

i want to go
for the golden
toilet seat,
i think
i can
do it

i need to see
fuckin' bullshit rembrandt's
hangin' on the wall
while i take that
mornin' piss
& my head is
still all warm & fuzzy & caring

who gives a fuck
about economics, politics,
sitcoms, frozen pizzas,
the murder rate, or cancer?

REALLY

WHO GIVES A FUCK?

we deserve
rocket-powered streams
of hot water
shooting directly into
our assholes
while some nameless unknown
stands next to
the sink
& hands us things
such as a
600 thread count
egyptian cotton
hand towel,
a jewel encrusted comb,
maybe even a
breath mint

what i'm sayin' is
GIVE US WHAT
WE FUCKIN' NEED
& DESERVE.

2 comments:

Corpus Christie said...

Yes!

Anonymous said...

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