Friday, June 5, 2009

*untitled stupid stuff* aka *i might as well be a 3rd world away*

i do believe
that if
mother teresa
were still alive
should would not
even consider
helping me

i feel safe
sayin' that she
wouldn't even
bat an eye
in my general direction

i'd be surprised
if she made
me some toast

if i was to fall
& scrape my knee
she would not
be there
to pooch out those
religiously luscious lips
for the sole purpose of
kissing my boo-boo

i'm just glad
that my wife
had some sort of
prophetic voodoo-curse death vision
that caused mother teresa
to die soon thereafter.

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