tom & his office.

works at the pawnshop
with my motherfuckin' wife
he's kinda nasty.
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tom rents an office
in the back of the pawnshop
he is a jeweler.
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he can fix watches
also an EMT, &
mayor of his town.
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i have watched him shove
4 hot links inside his mouth
under ten minutes.
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he knows everything
about fuckin' everything
that is such a lie.
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he is a liar
lies about the dumbest shit
that you KNOW ain't true.
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he thrives on drama
it helps make his world function
'cuz he's superman.
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