Wednesday, April 9, 2008

haiku. yup, haiku. *alternate title* if allen ginsberg weren't already dead, i might stab him in his fuckin' eye. *alternate title* FUCK.

if it ain't fiction
then it must be nonfiction
you fuckin' retard.
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unbeknownst to me
every single motherfuck
in the universe...
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who's responsible
for this fuckin' bullshit
will you please confess?
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it was meant to be
but for some fuckin' reason
it didn't happen.
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i'm a legend in
my own motherfuckin' mind
at least i think so.
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the road of excess
according to william blake
will lead to wisdom.
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i don't want to be
reincarnated as a
motherfuckin' cow.
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every little thing
is going to be alright
FUCK YOU BOB MARLEY!!!
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cheap imitations
no longer acceptable
by us lowly folk.
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double jeopardy
less than a minute to go
just bet it all, bitch.
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god damned violence
is so fuckin' violent
that i must join in.
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worshipping satan
it is the best thing that i
can do with my time.
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donkey kong jr.
is a cheap imitation
of original.
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drivin' through traffic
i would shoot all you people
if i owned a gun.
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we have searched the world
for all of the perfect things
ain't life fuckin' grand?
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like a good neighbor
state farm is so fuckin' there
fuck that commercial.
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ah, masterbation
started at an early age
& i still love it.
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i'll be the gg
allin of the icecapades
i'll shit on the ice.
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for my vacation
i'm goin' to new jersey
because i'm stupid.
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holdin' you hostage
with stupid fuckin' nonsense
long live fake dada.
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that's fuckin' lovely
you should do that more often
you stupid bastard.
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ronald mcdonald
he means so much more to me
than jesus christ does.
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keepin' me alive
with stupid fuckin' nonsense
long live fake dada.
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i should care because
you tell me i have to care?
that's fuckin' bullshit.
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i'm so fuckin' poor
that i can't pay attention
i love stupid jokes.
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man named sly once said
we've got to live together
i do not agree.
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i am jim bakker
i fucked jessica hahn &
stole lots of money.
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i love that jay-z
song called "99 problems"
i know all the words.
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1 comment:

Marty said...

Great title and the Jim Bakker one was exceptionally good! I forgot all about him.