we had rented some movies from hollywood video & didn't return them for a very long time. many months after returning them, we went there to buy some used videos. when i went to check out, they looked up my account, & told me that i had over $800 in late charges. they said i had to pay on the fine before i could rent again. so i explained that i wasn't renting, that i was just buyin' these videos & they needed to ring me up. they insisted that i pay at least some of the fine. i said that was fuckin' retarded, & that i wouldn't be dealin' with them ever again.
then i spit on their glass door, & we left. never to return.
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