Sunday, January 2, 2011

Friday, December 31, 2010

ze unrelated haiku.

halogen angels
humming up above my head
shining down on me.

***

fuck christmas spirit
i'm tired of that nonsense
bring on the new yr.

***

if i bought a gun
i would buy the biggest gun
you have ever seen.

***

Saturday, December 25, 2010

ALL GRAMMA'S BE HOMEMADE, NOT HO MADE......

you heart gramma's poon
you spank gramma's big booty
you fuck gramma's mouth.

[thank you pantifesto]

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

DISNEYKU.

FUCK YOU PETER PAN
& FUCK YOU MARY POPPINS
LONG LIVE FAKE DADA.

Saturday, December 11, 2010

HAHAHAHAIKU.

apple bottom jeans
i got tha g string showin'
& my hips be hugged.

***

"if i did tell you
then i would have to kill you"
- stolen from Top Gun.

***



***

bitch, ima killa
figgered i'd warn you before
you pressed me to hahrd.

***

there are some people
who i could just punch in the face
& not even care.

***

ho; yr just mad......so
shut the fuck up, & get tha
outta my house.

***

Jhi-Ali "Not a Stain (Screwed by Babe Rainbow Version)" by aufgemischt

***

illuminati
controllin' my cash, my thoughts,
& my newspapers

***

much lub,
fake dada

[tomorrow's sunday, thank the fuckin' lawd]

Saturday, November 20, 2010

you can blame this one on my friend daron......

nature boy ric flair
his shoes cost more than yr house
he always yells "WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Saturday, October 9, 2010

oh great more haiku stop it

I HAD A HEADACHE
TOOK SOME EXCEDRIN MIGRAINE
& IT WENT AWAY.


SOMETIMES THE WAFFLES
IN MY FREEZER HAVE A TASTE
I DON'T RECOGNIZE.

Thursday, September 30, 2010

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

ze haiku.

microwave weapons
being tested on inmates
should not be legal.

Friday, September 17, 2010

Thursday, September 9, 2010

haiku [based]

wrist is so iced out
that my arm fell the fuck off
good thing i got two.