when i was a kid
heard 'serial murderer'
& hid my froot loops.
***
Sunday, January 2, 2011
Friday, December 31, 2010
ze unrelated haiku.
halogen angels
humming up above my head
shining down on me.
***
fuck christmas spirit
i'm tired of that nonsense
bring on the new yr.
***
if i bought a gun
i would buy the biggest gun
you have ever seen.
***
humming up above my head
shining down on me.
***
fuck christmas spirit
i'm tired of that nonsense
bring on the new yr.
***
if i bought a gun
i would buy the biggest gun
you have ever seen.
***
Saturday, December 25, 2010
ALL GRAMMA'S BE HOMEMADE, NOT HO MADE......
you heart gramma's poon
you spank gramma's big booty
you fuck gramma's mouth.
[thank you pantifesto]
you spank gramma's big booty
you fuck gramma's mouth.
[thank you pantifesto]
Friday, December 24, 2010
the inscripton on the inside of the bk from my friend gary ended with "fairy jizz mist".
[IGNORE THE DANCE MIX ON THE 2ND HALF]
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
Saturday, December 11, 2010
HAHAHAHAIKU.
apple bottom jeans
i got tha g string showin'
& my hips be hugged.
***
"if i did tell you
then i would have to kill you"
- stolen from Top Gun.
***
***
bitch, ima killa
figgered i'd warn you before
you pressed me to hahrd.
***
there are some people
who i could just punch in the face
& not even care.
***
ho; yr just mad......so
shut the fuck up, & get tha
outta my house.
***
Jhi-Ali "Not a Stain (Screwed by Babe Rainbow Version)" by aufgemischt
***
illuminati
controllin' my cash, my thoughts,
& my newspapers
***
much lub,
fake dada
[tomorrow's sunday, thank the fuckin' lawd]
i got tha g string showin'
& my hips be hugged.
***
"if i did tell you
then i would have to kill you"
- stolen from Top Gun.
***
***
bitch, ima killa
figgered i'd warn you before
you pressed me to hahrd.
***
there are some people
who i could just punch in the face
& not even care.
***
ho; yr just mad......so
shut the fuck up, & get tha
outta my house.
***
Jhi-Ali "Not a Stain (Screwed by Babe Rainbow Version)" by aufgemischt
***
illuminati
controllin' my cash, my thoughts,
& my newspapers
***
much lub,
fake dada
[tomorrow's sunday, thank the fuckin' lawd]
Saturday, November 20, 2010
you can blame this one on my friend daron......
nature boy ric flair
his shoes cost more than yr house
he always yells "WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
his shoes cost more than yr house
he always yells "WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Saturday, October 16, 2010
Saturday, October 9, 2010
oh great more haiku stop it
I HAD A HEADACHE
TOOK SOME EXCEDRIN MIGRAINE
& IT WENT AWAY.
SOMETIMES THE WAFFLES
IN MY FREEZER HAVE A TASTE
I DON'T RECOGNIZE.
TOOK SOME EXCEDRIN MIGRAINE
& IT WENT AWAY.
SOMETIMES THE WAFFLES
IN MY FREEZER HAVE A TASTE
I DON'T RECOGNIZE.
Thursday, September 30, 2010
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
this here is a shout out to michael grover. don't really know'em, but he seems to know me. anyways, here goes some major retard shit.
DIGITAL GANGSTERS
HUSTLIN' STEPPED ON ETHER
THAT HAS NO EFFECT.
HUSTLIN' STEPPED ON ETHER
THAT HAS NO EFFECT.
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
Friday, September 17, 2010
Thursday, September 9, 2010
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
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