the stupidest shit i can fuckin' think of

tweety bird. phone cards. el camino. cars in general. reese witherspoon. umbrellas. pit bulls. sporks. the idiots guide to (fill in blank here). george w. bush. mjdesigns. emo. people magazine. paris hilton. all the bullshit kinds of pizza that pizza hut offers. hdtv. bo jackson. 500 disc changers. tribal tattoos. the eagles. i hate the f'n eagles. starbuck's. ipod's. roe v. wade possibly being overturned. celebrity perfumes. charles manson on deathrow. parental advisory stickers. censorship in general. huffin' gasoline. nazis. christian fiction (how redundant). pot busts. new country. at one time sandra bullock would've been listed, but at one time or another i realized she's kinda hot. non-alcoholic beer. one ply toilet paper. a gallon of milk being over $3. saw pt. 1,2,&3. mortgages. diamonds. white gold (isn't that silver?). heaven. hell. supermodels. & credit cards.